Lets make a "Story" using 3 words per post to make a story.
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Re: Lets make a "Story" using one word per post to make a st
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(This actually works better with 3 words.
I was once a member of a Star Trek forum where we did this.
Here are the results:)
Each participant was allowed to add 3 words:
Captain Kirk said
"Scotty, prepare to
beam up my
hat and cloak!
Just then, Spock
suddenly realized his
uniform was not
on his body,
but on the
Bird of Prey
it materialized. Meanwhile,
Mr Sulu ran
away from the
Klingon targ with
Mr Checkov, who
asked for a
quantum torpedo to
have for breakfast.
Meanwhile, the Andorians
were getting randy
because seven-of-nine was
very handy at
getting T'Pol to
show Shran how
to get Archer's
cheese from a
heavily armed cow
with Borg implants
sticking out of
Uhura's cabin. Suddenly
klingon ships fired
a photon torpedo
into Captain Kirk's
underwear, where it
exploded his balls!
He then screamed
"Scotty, beam me
into Janeway's bedroom
where I can
inspect rather closely
her replacement balls."
Just then, Khan
pulled out his
Captain Kirk dartboard
and threw three
ones. The End.
Spock's three bullseyes
freed Uhura from
Sulu's clutches and
knocked a bottle
of Scotch down.
Scotty was horrified,
"That's alcohol abuse!"
Sobbing uncontrollably, he
ran to engineering
and turned on
the warp core
in order to
power the automatic
potato growing machine
used to process
Chekov's homemade vodka
recipe. Just then
Janeway and Seven
had a mishap
with Q and
a jar of
primordial soup that
desoved Riker's hand.
Just then Phlox
questioned Dr. McCoy
about Klingon Hemmerhoids
which seem to
burn like a
phaser on kill.
McCoy concurred and
burst out laughing.
Chief O'Brien quickly
unhooked Troy's brassiere,
adjusted her knobs
and said that
Worf should get
his hemmerhoids checked
using Doctor Crusher's
new phaser rifle.
The pain was
akin to Pon-Farr,
But less pleasurable
for Leiutenant Saavik's
long suppressed desires
for Captain Esteban's
obvious hair piece
that is missing
like Bill Shatner's
next trek movie
starring Mr Ed
and Wilbur. One
time he went
to Mt. Seleya
for a picnic
where Project Genesis
was taking place.
In an attempt
to mind meld,
T'Pol grabbed Scotty
by the ankles
and dragged him
To beautiful Zarabeth
where Spock caught'em
eating animal flesh
on the holodeck's
tasteless holofood cantina
whilst watching Odo
turn into a
Duplicate of Quark
to catch Morn
drinking all of
Quark's best stock
of Kanar. Damar
immediately throttled Morn.
Then, a Romulan
said to Rom,
"Where is Leeta?"
"She's watching Stargate"
answered Rom angrily
as he waltzed over
the dance-floor
where Nagus Zek
was getting down
to his funkadelic
interpretation of "Grease"
with Ishka in
a greasy tutu.
(This actually works better with 3 words.
I was once a member of a Star Trek forum where we did this.
Here are the results:)
Each participant was allowed to add 3 words:
Captain Kirk said
"Scotty, prepare to
beam up my
hat and cloak!
Just then, Spock
suddenly realized his
uniform was not
on his body,
but on the
Bird of Prey
it materialized. Meanwhile,
Mr Sulu ran
away from the
Klingon targ with
Mr Checkov, who
asked for a
quantum torpedo to
have for breakfast.
Meanwhile, the Andorians
were getting randy
because seven-of-nine was
very handy at
getting T'Pol to
show Shran how
to get Archer's
cheese from a
heavily armed cow
with Borg implants
sticking out of
Uhura's cabin. Suddenly
klingon ships fired
a photon torpedo
into Captain Kirk's
underwear, where it
exploded his balls!
He then screamed
"Scotty, beam me
into Janeway's bedroom
where I can
inspect rather closely
her replacement balls."
Just then, Khan
pulled out his
Captain Kirk dartboard
and threw three
ones. The End.
Spock's three bullseyes
freed Uhura from
Sulu's clutches and
knocked a bottle
of Scotch down.
Scotty was horrified,
"That's alcohol abuse!"
Sobbing uncontrollably, he
ran to engineering
and turned on
the warp core
in order to
power the automatic
potato growing machine
used to process
Chekov's homemade vodka
recipe. Just then
Janeway and Seven
had a mishap
with Q and
a jar of
primordial soup that
desoved Riker's hand.
Just then Phlox
questioned Dr. McCoy
about Klingon Hemmerhoids
which seem to
burn like a
phaser on kill.
McCoy concurred and
burst out laughing.
Chief O'Brien quickly
unhooked Troy's brassiere,
adjusted her knobs
and said that
Worf should get
his hemmerhoids checked
using Doctor Crusher's
new phaser rifle.
The pain was
akin to Pon-Farr,
But less pleasurable
for Leiutenant Saavik's
long suppressed desires
for Captain Esteban's
obvious hair piece
that is missing
like Bill Shatner's
next trek movie
starring Mr Ed
and Wilbur. One
time he went
to Mt. Seleya
for a picnic
where Project Genesis
was taking place.
In an attempt
to mind meld,
T'Pol grabbed Scotty
by the ankles
and dragged him
To beautiful Zarabeth
where Spock caught'em
eating animal flesh
on the holodeck's
tasteless holofood cantina
whilst watching Odo
turn into a
Duplicate of Quark
to catch Morn
drinking all of
Quark's best stock
of Kanar. Damar
immediately throttled Morn.
Then, a Romulan
said to Rom,
"Where is Leeta?"
"She's watching Stargate"
answered Rom angrily
as he waltzed over
the dance-floor
where Nagus Zek
was getting down
to his funkadelic
interpretation of "Grease"
with Ishka in
a greasy tutu.
Re: Lets make a "Story" using one word per post to make a st
Unsure what to
yea 3 words better than 1.
yea 3 words better than 1.
